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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
death of a bachelor is a good song
it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat
panic at the disco saw a John Mulaney set and wrote this song
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Rami Malek brought the teeth with him to the golden globes
Oh my god this is gOLDEN I cant breatheeee
“In your heart…”
“they’re in my pocket.”
SHE DIDN’T BELIEVE HIM I CANNOT
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“Hi, my name’s Hank, this is Marge. We just moved onto the building and wanted to introduce ourselves.”
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miss job hunting back in the day when you could just ride into town on a horse and be like “i’m a doctor” and everybody was like “cool no need to see if that checks out or anything”
This post has big John mulaney energy
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Astrology + Hogwarts Classes
My friend Max and I were talking about the classes we think we’d be best in, and I just had to create a masterpost.
Aries: Defense Against the Dark Arts
I know how absolutely cliche this is, but it’s just perfect for Aries. Not only are they learning something fast-paced, they’re learning something practical. It appeals to their quick-mindedness, but also their desire to succeed.
Taurus: Study of Ancient Runes
I feel like Taurus would just be extremely fascinated by the history of the wizarding world, and would enjoy something antique and interesting like Ancient Runes.
Gemini: Alchemy
Alchemy is very complex and mechanical, and I feel like a Gemini would be so intrigued by it. Since it’s a specialized subject, they would probably have to take in and learn difficult information quickly, which is perfect.
Cancer: Potions
Potions really suits Cancer, because while it’s pretty mechanical, it can also be a very intuitive art. They would be mesmerized by the actual process of creating and by the possibilities of future potions.
Leo: Flying Lessons
Risky, fun, competitive… Leo all around. They would love the adrenaline rush and work hard to be best in class.
Virgo: Herbology
Herbology is very tedius, earthy, and time consuming, which I think is just perfect for Virgo. My Virgo mother is always planting trees and working in her garden, so it seemed the perfect fit!
Libra: Charms
Why wouldn’t Libra be charms? It’s absolutely perfect for them. It’s entertaining and clever, yet could be used in the real world.
Scorpio: Transfiguration
Transfiguration is difficult and transformative, which just screams Scorpio to me. Plus McGonagall teaches that class, and I think all of the Scorpio students would just adore her dry humor and toughness.
Sagittarius: Care of Magical Creatures
It always irritated me that Hermione and Harry seemed so uninterested in Care of Magical creatures. You are literally seeing creatures out of books you’ve read. I think that Sags would have a natural affinity with animals, and would love learning about them.
Capricorn: Arithmancy
This class is tricky, time consuming, and all around challenging, but fascinating. 100% Cap.
Aquarius: Astronomy
Aquas would love how this class is informative and scientific, and yet somewhat enigmatic and dreamy. I always associate Aquas with space, so this was an easy fit.
Pisces: Divination
Pisces would just be all about crystal balls and tea leaf readings. They like the superstitious and subconscious, so they would have a natural affinity for it. I bet a lot of Pisces would end up as Divination professors, fortune tellers, or seers.
For all of you HP nerds out there, I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
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You can be bisexual and prefer women.
You can be bisexual and prefer men.
You can be bisexual and agender, genderfluid, and any other non-binary identity.
You can be bisexual and prefer partners with nb identities like yours.
You can be bisexual and unsure of what your gender is.
You can be bisexual and feel attraction to some genders like this and others like that.
You can be bisexual and feel no difference at all.
You can be bisexual and have no preference at all.
You can be bisexual and polyamorous, or bi and monogomous.
You can be bisexual and love sex, or want nothing to do with sex.
You can be bisexual and single. You can have never dated anyone.
You can be bisexual and young, or bisexual and old.
You can realize you’re bisexual at any age, with any partner.
Bisexual can look like anyone, bisexuality can be anyone’s life.
You’re allowed to be bi, you’re allowed to be yourself.
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